All Types Of Ill Shit


Not a lot to say, this Tumblr is mostly reblogs and stupid shit, but it's a good way to pass the day and laugh a bit.
Har Har Har.
Laughing's a good thing to do.

Ask me anything
somechickwithaboysname:

“Lets have an underpants party” haha 

somechickwithaboysname:

“Lets have an underpants party” 
haha 

Source: sostrangefeelings

The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

Source: candlemass

Source: colouredpaper

waffles-the-cat:

We bought him a toy tank for his birthday. He likes sleeping in it.

waffles-the-cat:

We bought him a toy tank for his birthday. He likes sleeping in it.

Source: waffles-the-cat

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epicwinsauce:

lol when I met my best friend, he was shier than me
now I’m a jobless recluse and he’s married in Hawaii in the Air Force
lol

epicwinsauce:

lol when I met my best friend, he was shier than me

now I’m a jobless recluse and he’s married in Hawaii in the Air Force

lol

Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular

^^Dad

^^Dad

dad's puns e_e

  • Dad: I just thought of something funny.
  • Me: what?
  • Dad: if my last name was Wong, and I got married, and had a boy, I'd name him White.
  • Me: White Wong?
  • Dad: No. Two Wongs does make a White. *TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL*
  • he's so proud of himself
thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

Source: witch-breed

  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

Source: notalwaysright.com