Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
raspberrying: On a scale of 1 to Boo Radley how often do you leave your room
warchief: i didn’t know the difference between a dragon and a drake so i googled it and it turns out that dragons tend to be larger and have four limbs as well as wings while drake is signed to young money entertainment and his eyes are too far apart
ostracizedpoodle: sometimes you just need to lay on the floor THIS
Omg. . .
Melanie: I think it tastes more like chicken with bbq sauce. Maybe it’s because I never have bbq sauce. Me: Or maybe it’s cuz you don’t eat chicken. *stupidbetch*
Me: “it doesn’t taste exactly like chicken… it tastes like the stuff you put on chicken to—” Melanie: “No, no, I see what you’re saying. You’re saying it tastes just like chicken.” Bitch. >__> It does not even taste like chicken.
epicwinsauce: I miss the days when experimentation was fun. now I’m just like
why do i ALWAYS HAVE HICCUPS?! HOW DO I REMOVE THE HICCUP BEAST THAT LURKS WITHIN MY CHEST? AUGH.
thelilnan: I started a Bad Lip Reading thing with Javert gifs but it’s probably not going to get better than this
we created algebra and cool numbers and other science shit. lawl fuck y’all...– ancient arab proverb (via almondskeyes)
So… I have gained ~15 pounds since coming to LA/starting to take birth control. This is honestly unacceptable and I’m really unhappy. I know the whole emaciated thing isn’t healthy, but I would like to get back down to 117 or 115. Probably 117 so Martin doesn’t kick my ass. However, what I really wanna do is have an attractive figure. If I can lose some tummy lard and still...